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Beans and Jeans

When a Guy wears jeans that are too tight as to see his Beans!!
Look at the Queermo in the beans and jeans... I bet his boyfriend uses the beanstalk!!
Beans and Jeans by Scottietwattie September 11, 2015

Squeeze beans through the jeans 

To let a fart rip whike wearing pants.
Pull my finger son, I'm about to squeeze beans through the jeans.

Beans in my jeans 

When something mildly annoys you
We ran out of toilet paper and now I have beans in my jeans.
Stop singing that song Jeff, it really puts beans in my jeans.

jean the bean 

Jean is a bean who loves himself too much and is darker than your moms soul. So dark that in the dead of the night.... when he is roaming the streets searching for food..... all you can see is the whites of his eyeballs.
Jean the bean scares me.
jean the bean by Halesbales February 9, 2017

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026