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A gauge system utilizing the fingers to deduce the width of a woman's gap between her legs...
"Wow!, I met this hottie at the club the other night, I woulda fucked her silly but she pulled a three on my gapometer"
Gapometer by cMoneygRip January 30, 2009
Related Words

gavomiting 

a hybrid of the word gagging and vomiting
Im gagging and vomiting at the same time. I'm....I'm gavomiting!
gavomiting by safeandnontoxic October 8, 2007
Emo fag, or emo fag, backwards and put together as one word. Used to term people who fall under the qualities of both emo and fag, recognized by posting their feelings all over the internet for all to see, and making a mountain out of a molehill of every little negative situation that falls upon them.
He thinks that the world is coming down on him. I think that my new nickname for him shall be emofag. Backwards, it's gafome!
gafome by Stalker-kun April 13, 2008

Gatomate 

1. To express excitement, glee or joy.
2. To show interest in something or someone
1. I just got a raise! Gatomate!
2. The guy in accounting is Gatomate!
The cross between a gag and a vomit. When you think your going to vomit but you just gag with style.
The slutty whore I work with bent over and i saw her nasty back tattoo and thong, this made me gavomit.
gavomit by ridiculoushavoc July 14, 2006

gayometer 

pronounced GAY-aw-meh-ter

a word you can use when a straight person starts acting a little too homosexual.
Hank: OMG I love your hair!

Bill: hey Hank I think u should turn your gayometer down a couple notches.

Hank: yeah your right I don't know what came over me....