Beagerness

Eagerness to prematurely celebrate ones own birthday, or that of others, due to one of the following conditions: 1) Abject and soul crushing boredom 2) Memory loss brought on by brain fog 3) Wanting to "get in first" ahead of peers on various social media application.

"Jeez, it's not their birthday until next week, a bit beager are we?" ... "I know this reeks of beagerness but shall we have a video chat and a few drinks tonight to celebrate your birthday?"

Beagerness by London Jax January 6, 2021

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betterness

slightly better than better.....

"ive seen much more betterness than your dead baby collection"

betterness by Fagdonna May 22, 2004

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Beagerness • bangerness • betterness

bangerness

condescending smug attitude underlying ignorance and false irrefutable absurd beliefs with no basis of actual fact or understanding

"Hes got that bangerness in the way he talks."

bangerness by MrGoose July 13, 2012

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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