Burgal
Burgal by Rev Noodlyson December 20, 2005
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Burgal-flickal
Burgal-flickal is a Scandinavian technique for flipping pickled burgers without a spatula.
Burgal-flickalling requires quick fingers and nerves of steel.
Burgal-flickalling requires quick fingers and nerves of steel.
Burgal-flickal by Sphengould December 9, 2005
Burgasm
Jim: OHHHH
Hal: Jim why are your pants wet?
Jim: I just had a burgasm, that was amazing!
Hal: this burger must be good lemme try (bites burger) OHHHHHH I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN BRO
Hal: Jim why are your pants wet?
Jim: I just had a burgasm, that was amazing!
Hal: this burger must be good lemme try (bites burger) OHHHHHH I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN BRO
Sperm Burglar
A woman who tries to trap a man by getting herself knocked up.
Obvious giveaways: she decides to have the baby anyway. Even when he says he’s not into it. And then of course tries to lock him down.
Often the plan fails, which leads to repeat offenders. A single mom with a baby or very young kid who wants lots of wild sex is highly suspect. Many try it again with a new target.
“Oops, I forgot to take my pill!” is the favorite method. But sperm burglars also poke holes in condoms, steal jizz out of discarded condoms, or simply scoop the cum inside her after he comes in her mouth or on her chest. It only takes one sperm to do the job.
See also: daddy issues, Dependent Personality Disorder, stage 5 clingers.
Obvious giveaways: she decides to have the baby anyway. Even when he says he’s not into it. And then of course tries to lock him down.
Often the plan fails, which leads to repeat offenders. A single mom with a baby or very young kid who wants lots of wild sex is highly suspect. Many try it again with a new target.
“Oops, I forgot to take my pill!” is the favorite method. But sperm burglars also poke holes in condoms, steal jizz out of discarded condoms, or simply scoop the cum inside her after he comes in her mouth or on her chest. It only takes one sperm to do the job.
See also: daddy issues, Dependent Personality Disorder, stage 5 clingers.
John: Jane is perfect for me—she loves all the kinky shit I do to her—even cumming on her face!
Roger: Don’t fall for that man. You know Dave didn’t want to have a kid, right? But she’s a sperm burglar, and she got him. He escaped though, so now she’s desperate to hook some new schmuck to take care of her and her expensive little mini.
John: Damn! No wonder she seemed too good to be true.
Roger: Don’t fall for that man. You know Dave didn’t want to have a kid, right? But she’s a sperm burglar, and she got him. He escaped though, so now she’s desperate to hook some new schmuck to take care of her and her expensive little mini.
John: Damn! No wonder she seemed too good to be true.
Sperm Burglar by Big Dongky October 19, 2019
Burglarsonarceny
Burglarsonarceny is the crime of burglary, arson, and larceny committed in one act. First committed (and coined) by Bender Bending Rodriquez of Futurama fame.
Burglarsonarceny by Stargoat August 26, 2013
Buckin Bungalow
A phrase first coined in MTV show Geordie Shore, a Buckin Bungalow is a spare room which is separate from the main building, where people go to engage in frivolous sexual activities.
Gaz: Just got out of the hot tub, now i'm gonna take her to the buckin bungalow.
James: everyone's in their bed, better go to the buckin bungalow.
James: everyone's in their bed, better go to the buckin bungalow.
Buckin Bungalow by tonit May 29, 2013