Beefer 

A beefer is someone that creates beef, drama, fights, etc.

Man, Adams such a beefer!

Beefer by Chels <3 November 18, 2006

beefer 

Royal Marine ( United Kingdom forces) slang for a male homosexual

"Do you know Ginge"
"Yeah"
"He's beef"
"Ginge a beefer ?! Never"

beefer by RGT March 21, 2007

beefer 

a beefer is a bald person, usually who is bald resulting from getting beefed, aka their hair getting ripped out by another person. originating on parx twitter, it has become a staple in some’s vocabularies

a: oh my god i met waterparks and awsten literally grabbed my hair and yanked it off of my scalp. i’m bleeding.
b: LMAO UR A BEEFER

beefer by boingasmom August 26, 2021

Beefer 

When someone rips a fart which reaks up the general area.

Holy shit! Bob just ripped a big beefy beefer!

Beefer by Kernal November 19, 2004

beefer 

noun - a slang would for best friend for ever and ever

"yo tom, you're my beefer"
"dude kelsey, you're my beefer man"

beefer by britney, bitch February 1, 2009

Beefer 

Slang term for a five pound note in the UK, became popular after the discovery of meat waste products in the production of the note.

Have you got two beefers for a tenner?

Beefer by Bellington44 December 1, 2016

Beefer 

A person who is fat, socially awkward, extremely unathletic, and permanently smells like a mixture of body odor and farts. The central wardrobe items in every beefer's closet are tapered sweat pants, novelty t-shirts, flannel and jean jackets. Beefers typically sweat 8-10 times more than their non-beefer counterparts, and have armpit stains within 30 minutes of showing and dressing in the morning. Easily identifiable by their dirt staches, horrid breath and die-hard love for the game of hockey. Only males can be classified as a beefer.

Person 1: Did you catch a whiff of those fat losers trading hockey cards in the K-Mart parking lot yesterday?

Person 2: Yeah, what a bunch of beefers.

Beefer by cunigs July 23, 2009