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Northumbrian Nationalist 

A Northumbrian nationalist is usually actually from the south, typically London however attended university in Manchester or Newcastle and has remained there after graduating. They're almost always a child groomer. Extra points if they're trans or a furry.
"Alright marra, that Sapphire down the road is a Northumbrian Nationalist. Fucking Spastic."

"He's a Northumbrian Nationalist. Not surpised, fucker got four and a half years for riding larl lassies."
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Northumbrian Nationalist 

A Northumbrian nationalist is typical from the south, usually London and after going to university in Manchester or Newcastle has decided that they're in fact Northern. Extra points if they're gay, trans or a furry. Typically a pedophile.
Marra that Northumbrian Nationalist is a fucking spastic
Aye, John down the road is a Northumbrian Nationalist, he also served 6 years in Durham for riding larl lassies

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026