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Incapacitating dump 

When you are taking a shit so excruciatingly painful, you are unable to leave the toilet for anything due to the sheer intensity of the dump.
His house was on fire and he had time to escape. However, he was taking an incapacitating dump and burned to death on the crapper.

Incapaciretarded 

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The state of being at which one is no longer able to comprehend or explain their surroundings. This happens when someonody is too stoned or high to function, usuallly after hitting a nice water pipe.
Ever since Eric bought his new illadelph he’s been incapaciretarded every time we see him!
Incapaciretarded by Kolakc17 August 27, 2018

giggle incapacitation 

when one is so overcome by giggling that they are unable to perform any other actions. commonly affects ditsy girls.
Bill: "why can't sarah just answer my question?"
Sarah: *giggles and kneels over*
Josh: "dont worry about her, she is suffering from giggle incapacitation"
giggle incapacitation by caskaziom January 11, 2011

incapability 

Having not of the capability needed to do a task.Yet,you are having an incapability to finish that object or task.
Boy:”Oh,I’m capable of going on that rollercoaster!”
Girl:Well.thats My incapability ...
incapability by ImNotUnknown November 22, 2017

incapawsitated 

When you can't move from where you are relaxing due to an animal with paws sitting on you.
I can't get off my butt to make you a cuppa. I'm incapawsitated due to the weight of my chihuahua sleeping on my lap!
incapawsitated by Screenwipe January 15, 2021

Affectionately Incapable

Usually the female kind who has this problem, they are unable to show affection and do not see the point of it. They are unable to publicly or privately show much affection at all.
Dude: you are so amazing in so many ways your pretty and sweet!
Girl: kul wats up?
Dude: wtfpwnt Affectionately Incapable much?!?!?!