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shit fountain

When you're on the toilet taking a shit, and you pick up that huge cup-shaped thing filled with water, wash your ass with it, and the water floods over the toilet, infested with ass juice.
shit fountain by Cummy worm October 29, 2010

shit fountain

Is a fucking disgusting sculpture in Chicago. Thank G-d it doesn't smell.
Pics of Shit Fountain are frequently used in Wikipedia vandalism.
shit fountain by Goon Man August 14, 2006

Shit fountain

Your ass after Taco Bell
I destroyed my toilet wth my shit fountain.

Shit fountain

When you anel fuck your stepsister so hard shit comes flying out into your mouth and you eat it.
Shit fountain by A old sexy pedo November 30, 2020

fountain dining hall shit 

the shit that happens 5 minutes after you eat at the esteemed fountain dining hall at NCSU
Man Bo-Vice i just got done eating like 5 minutes ago and now i guess its time for the fountain dining hall shit

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026