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Brown Onion Rider 

A person who has anal sex as the pitcher/deliverer.
Look at that guy with the pink shirt. I bet he's a brown onion rider.
Brown Onion Rider by DaHolmes March 21, 2023

brown spider rider 

One who engages in the pleasure of the anus.
Richard Fairbrass.
brown spider rider by Dave April 27, 2006

full ride to brown university 

Bob: I gave that chick a full ride to Brown University if you know what I'm sayin'

Free ride to brown

Effortless anal sex
My buddy picked up this skank from the bar the other night. She had all kinds of STDs, so he took a free ride to brown instead.

Raider Of The Brown Ark

30 something balding bread bitch who likes to penetrate loaves of Mighty Soft with his white-bread limp cock. When he's not delivering loaves of cum dripping crumpets to the unsuspecting public, he's jacking off to the latest spread-eagle internet shots of Miriam's massive love train. A general fuckwit.
That Fox is such a Raider of the Brown Ark! Did you see the way he was checking out Wilcox's ass?