Raider Of The Brown Ark

30 something balding bread bitch who likes to penetrate loaves of Mighty Soft with his white-bread limp cock. When he's not delivering loaves of cum dripping crumpets to the unsuspecting public, he's jacking off to the latest spread-eagle internet shots of Miriam's massive love train. A general fuckwit.
That Fox is such a Raider of the Brown Ark! Did you see the way he was checking out Wilcox's ass?
by ABFS July 2, 2004
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