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Frosting A Log 

When you take a shit, turn around and masterbate on top of it.
I caught Johnny Frosting a Log...he is a sick dude.

Frosting your turd 

When you take a shit and then cum all over the turd.
Damn I was horny while taking a shit and decided to rub one off on my turd which is Frosting your turd.
Frosting your turd by Gavroy January 10, 2016

meat frosting 

Hey, Did you order that burger with bacon?

Hell yeah! I don't eat any meat without Meat Frosting.
meat frosting by 69eater March 30, 2012

Forstering About 

Extreme procrastination when a social appointment is looming, a process that often results in Mortlocking it.
The party was at 9pm, but I was Forstering about with Facebook and finally got in the shower at 8.55.

Simon had been Forstering about and home with some quackish treatments for McDonaldism and, by the time he actually got to the docks, all the best sailors had been taken. As such, he ended up having to go home with Vladimir One-Bollock, who also has syphilis. That'll teach him.

vanilla frosting 

she came out of the bedroom with vanilla frosting all over her face.
vanilla frosting by pink sock 4321 December 14, 2010

FrostIron 

The fabulous ship of Tony Stark (Iron Man) with Loki Laufeyson, most ideally defined by: angst, sex and sass.

It was made to be the moment Iron Man addresses Loki as "my stuff" in the movie "The Avengers".
Have you read Hella's Off the Record? It's an amazing FrostIron fic.
FrostIron by ModernAnglophilia September 7, 2012