fecal matter 

Something or someone associated in some way with feces.

Overheard at the Senate hearings-
Senator McCain: "General Petraeus, What is your opinion on the Fecal Matter?"
General Petraeus: "Sir? You are referring to the situation in Iraq, sir?"
McCain: "What? What in God's name are you talking about?"
Petraeus: "You were asking me about the bad situation we are in with Iraq?"
McCain:"What the hell? No I wasn't, you nincompoop! I just shit myself. I'm 70 years old, and it seems to happen more and more at these damnable hearings. I just thought you might like the interesting design it made on my trousers."
Petraeus: "I'm not prepared to comment on that at this point in time, sir"
McCain: "Very good, Petraeus. That will be all... Where the hell is my nurse?"

fecal matter by Pantaloon January 30, 2008

fecal matter 

Shit that is normally dispersed from the rectum. Used by college professors and soccer moms trying to appear mature when discussing something like poopies.

And lo, Sir Edward did assume a sitting position whilst using the facilities, and a large burst of fecal matter didst disperse forth from his rectum, and there was much rejoicing.

fecal matter by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog November 11, 2003

fecal matter 

A solid excratory waste ejected from the anus

After eating that 10 lb. burrito, Michael splattered fecal matter all over the bathroom

fecal matter by lathargic October 2, 2005

fecal matter 

The name of the band Kurt Cobain (later in Nirvana) and Dale Crover (from The Melvins)created before Nirvana in 1985. Created the song Spank Thru and is found on the Nirvana Sliver: Best of the Box set album.

Fecal Matter is sweet

fecal matter by D-Fect July 23, 2008

Fecal Matter 

1.Another word for Shit,poop,or doo-doo.
2.Or also comes with a song.

1."Dude You Smell Like Fecal Matter!"
2."Fecal Matter on the Floor, Fecal Matter on the Wall, Fecal Matter in my pants as i do the Fecal Dance."
(Crouch Down and act like takin a Shit)

Fecal Matter by Giovanni Zeppelin. July 4, 2007

fecal matter 

Same thing as poo.

Man, I had fecal matter all over my chest last night by that hairy gorilla.

fecal matter by Deceptik0n July 29, 2005

Fecal Matter 

Excrements propelled at an extremely fast rate out of the anus

After Bob ate the 10 lb burrito, fecal matter spewed out of him.

Fecal Matter by UnstoppableBolt2003 May 31, 2016