Toobin’

Mistakenly masturbating on a video conference call thinking the camera is off

Jon got fired for toobin’ during the Zoom sales meeting call.

Toobin’ by B M0ney October 19, 2020

Toobin’

The act of pulling one’s penis out in a virtual meeting, presumably but not always with the camera turned off.

Meeting lead: Hi everyone, thanks for joining us. Before we get started, a few ground rules - keep yourself muted unless speaking, and no toobin’ unless your camera is off.

Toobin’ by Juxtaposeur October 19, 2020

Toobin’

To knowingly or unknowingly masturbate on any video conferencing system while others are logged on to the video conference like Jeffrey Toobin, CNN Legal Analyst, did on 10/19/20.

Ben: It looks like Ralph just exposed himself on our Zoom conference call this morning. Did you see it?

Harold: Dude, I totally saw it! Ralph was Toobin’ in front of everyone!

Toobin’ by Mil3druid4 October 19, 2020

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Man, they really care about the Supreme Court, huh?”

“Nah, they’re just Toobin’.”

Toobin’ by RightRev October 19, 2020

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for the purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Man, they really care about the constitution, huh.”

“Nah, they’re just Toobin’.”

Toobin’ by RightRev October 19, 2020

Toobin’

The practice of verbalizing fantasies about the defeat and humiliation of your political opponents in a group setting, for purposes of arousal and self-gratification.

“Do you really care about the Supreme Court that much?”

“Nah, I’m just Toobin’.”

Toobin’ by RightRev October 19, 2020

Toobin’

(v.) Jerking it while on a Zoom work call.

Jeffrey was toobin’ like a beast during the New Yorker meeting. He said he thought his cam was off, but come on!

Toobin’ by JennOSyde October 20, 2020