David Loch

A rather large man that gets aroused by shitting in urinals. Especially at schools.

Yea I walked into school the other day and I saw a wild David loch in the bathroom

David Loch by Matthew Ahern October 14, 2020

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David Loch

A rather large man who gets very exited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferable school urinals

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David Loch by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020

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David Loch

A rather large man who gets very exited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferable school urinals

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David Loch by Matthew Ahern October 16, 2020

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David Loch

A rather large man who gets very excited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferably in school

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David Loch by BIGGIE 🧀 October 19, 2020

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David loch

A rather large man who gets very excited at the thought of deficating in urinals. Preferably in school

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David loch by BIGGIE 🧀 October 19, 2020

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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