Fultoning

To overthink a fantasy football decision to the detriment of your team

"Oh god, he's dropped Calvert-Lewin for Wilson, he's fultoning again"

by Mikeyoligy September 19, 2020

jimmy falloning

Breaking character. Laughing or going out of character while performing an act. Name comes form comedian Jimmy Fallon who is famous for laughing in most of his sketches from Saturday Night Live and his late night shows.

Brody: "Man, Kyle was awful last night"
James: "Dude kept Jimmy Falloning"

by Marilyn Hardy April 25, 2014

Falconing

When a sports team starts off with a lead and blows it at the end

Your team sucks. They are always falconing.

by Jaynotpopular December 13, 2020

Falconing

Falconing is when you lay a girl on her back, get ready to penetrate her vagina, and right as you build up your force, yell "FALCON.... FUCK!" like the character captain falcon from smash bros., then penetrate her vagina at full force for a maximum percentage

"Did you hear about how how Steve was Falconing his girlfriend last night, it was incredible.

by Lucius Mörk vansinne Roos December 23, 2019

Falconing

The act of blowing a great opportunity in tremendous fashion, like the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25-point second half lead against the New England Patriots in Super Bowl 51. The Falcons have other incidents of tragic missteps in their franchise history, unique to any other pro sports entity.

"That girl you was with looked like she wanted you. What happened?"
"Bruh, I told her that her roommate looked good and she kicked me out of her apartment."
"Oh shit! You were outchea Falconing."

by Father O'Twins February 9, 2017

Falconing

Falconing is the act of picking a woman up with one hand whilst in the act of snogging her. The term originates from the idea of the bird perched on the arm.

The move was created in Manchester to great affect and has been reproduced in many cities throughout the world.

Did you see that guy falconing that girl at the bar?

by The Original Falcon May 28, 2013

Futoning

The act of being sick at college (actually sick, not hangover sick), and spending all of your sick time on the futon, because you can't stay in bed any longer, but you're too sick to go any father than the couch.

"Kendell is really sick, her away message said she was on the futon... oh man, shes futoning!"

"Yeah, I was futoning all last week!"

by thats for you gallo - nsimz March 25, 2004