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The world's biggest let down in video game servers
Ubisoft created AWESOME games like Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag, Rayman, and Watch Dogs, but Uplay, albeit great, it's servers and internet suck, and it's a hassle to get it working.
Uplay by austindoesurbanhonesty April 29, 2014

Literally Unplayable 

A minute bug or graphical glitch in a video game that has next to zero impact on playability. Often used sarcastically.
Korg: Holy shit Thor, that inventory icon in my Fortnite game is offset by one pixel.

Thor: Literally unplayable.

Unplayable 

When a game just becomes so ridden with flaws that it's just simply no longer able to be enjoyed. This can apply to games that are just ridden with bad battle systems, petty annoyances that occur frequently, or other quirks.
Final Fantasy VI, on the PlayStation Final Fantasy Anthology version, is unplayable due to horrid lag times for menu screens, battle, towns, and encounters.
Unplayable by Durango January 11, 2006

UNPLAYERISTIC 

TO DISPLAY BEHAVIOR, OR ACT IN ANY WAY THAT IS UN-BECOMING OF A PLAYER.
THE WAY DON COCK-BLOCKED JIMMY AT THE BAR, THEN STUCK HIM WITH THE TAB WAS UNPLAYERISTIC!
UNPLAYERISTIC by REVXXX January 21, 2010

unplayable lie 

1. Term used in golf when it is impossible to hit the ball e.g. in the roots of a tree, in very deep rough.

2. The face of a deeply unattractive person, so called because it resembles the sort of shambles described above.
"How did your blind date go?"

"Well, she was a nice enough girl. But she had a face like an unplayable lie."
unplayable lie by juba73 January 14, 2005
It’s pretty much when you STOP PLAYING A GAME
“What did you do today?”
“I unplayed”
“You what?”
“I stopped playing games FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
UnPlay by Bun Playz says NO July 17, 2021