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Baticularneosis
The scientific name of the rare and serious illness commonly known as bat flu. Symptoms include loss of memory, excessive salivating, fear of entering chlorinated water, and growth of wing-like protrusions from your back.
Jenna opened the bathroom stall and was greeted by a vicious family of bats. They attacked and the bites transmitted baticularneosis. After that she had an intense fear of going to the pool for years.
"Dude where's Jenna?"
"Oh i heard she has bat flu. .. or like baticularneosis or some shit... like shit."
"Dude where's Jenna?"
"Oh i heard she has bat flu. .. or like baticularneosis or some shit... like shit."
Baticularneosis by swimmachamp94 January 13, 2010
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Bagtacular
Noun
1.--In the Video game Halo and any of its sequels, it is the act of 4 players (usually playing on the same team) performing a teabag action on 1 person's dead body.
2.--The best Halo 2 clan ever.
1.--In the Video game Halo and any of its sequels, it is the act of 4 players (usually playing on the same team) performing a teabag action on 1 person's dead body.
2.--The best Halo 2 clan ever.
Ah shit, he got noscoped so we all hopped down to the center of lockout for not just a triple bag, but a bagtacular!
Bagtacular by Nightbinger August 21, 2008
brocularity
Bro-inspired hijinks.
Be it here resolved that at no point is it permissible for one Bro to engage in carnal delicacies with another Bro's mother. It is, however, allowed and encouraged for one Bro to graphically suggest to a Bro the athletic feats, animalia and/or machinery utilized during a fictional encounter with his mom.
(Nota bene: It is customary for a Bro to avoid such Brocularity if his Bro's mom is a nine or better, for fear of Oedipal inducement.)
(Nota bene: It is customary for a Bro to avoid such Brocularity if his Bro's mom is a nine or better, for fear of Oedipal inducement.)
brocularity by leescott September 6, 2009
Baenoculars
Baenoculars (n) bahy-nok-yuh-ler(s)
When one places his hands to his eyes as tunnels to assist him in the search for "Bae" (see Bae)
Can also be used with one hand to make a "baescope" if one had lost a hand in Nam.
When one places his hands to his eyes as tunnels to assist him in the search for "Bae" (see Bae)
Can also be used with one hand to make a "baescope" if one had lost a hand in Nam.
"Dude is Eddie with that girl from the smoothie shop across the street?! Yeah man, he saw her using his baenoculars and they've been inseparable since"
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"Yo tee, what are you doing?"
"I just spotted a 10 pointer with my baenoculars."
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"Yo tee, what are you doing?"
"I just spotted a 10 pointer with my baenoculars."
Baenoculars by evil lemon July 9, 2014
Bartacular
someone who is exceptionally kind, thoughtful, and genuinely decent. Being Bartacular means radiating positive energy, showing compassion without expecting anything in return, and making the world a better place just by existing. It’s like being nice… but on a deluxe, VIP setting.
"I was having the worst day, but Taylor brought me coffee, checked in on me, and helped me finish my report."
"That’s so Bartacular!"
Usage:
Anyone can be Bartacular—it’s not about the name, it’s about the vibe.
Related terms:
legendary nice, pure-hearted, kindness-overload, walking-hug
Bonus:
Certified Bartaculars often operate on a magical combo of empathy, humor, and possibly caffeine.
"That’s so Bartacular!"
Usage:
Anyone can be Bartacular—it’s not about the name, it’s about the vibe.
Related terms:
legendary nice, pure-hearted, kindness-overload, walking-hug
Bonus:
Certified Bartaculars often operate on a magical combo of empathy, humor, and possibly caffeine.
Bartacular by Malechandra Ransom May 20, 2025