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Yoda with the blowa.
Blowa by MacaroniNoises September 11, 2020

blowa constrictor 

When you try to give a blow job but a snake is wrapped around the penis and so you can’t
I wanted to give the zoo-keeper a BJ, but the reptiles got out and I couldn’t. What a blowa constrictor! Not again!

blu-blowa 

A mIRC user who goes nutz over the purple headed porridge pumper... often his fathers and normally more than once a day
bluprint the putie nerd luv'd to go the blu-blowa on his immediate family...
blu-blowa by yeltzin October 16, 2003

go blow a hamster 

A dismissive insult, like go F..k yourself.
I told you to stay out, now go blow a hamster!
go blow a hamster by I, Wreckerrr November 21, 2016

Bloated Violin 

A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.
Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.
Bloated Violin by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012

Bloatware 

1.(n) Software that comes pre-installed on a computer. Bloatware generally comes on a PC made by a major manufacturer (i.e. HP, Dell, Toshiba). Most Bloatware is considered to be a useless piece of software that is intended for no other purpose than taking up hard drive space.

2.(n) Software that comes piggy-backed on other software installations. piggy-backing bloatware usually includes toolbars, desktop widgets or external unrelated applications. Most piggy-backing bloatware can perform a mundane task that is generally non-essential to every day computer use.
1. My brand new laptop came with so much bloatware, it took me over two hours to remove it all.

2. My anti-virus installation came with so much bloatware, I can't even see the desktop.
Bloatware by Xaurudame July 31, 2012