Cumscuits 

Warm Biscuits that are drizzled in man cum.

When someone enjoys having morning protein from a man’s cum, so he serves up some nice warm Biscuits drizzled with his cum. Thus, making them Cumscuits.

Nothing like some good old Cumscuits to add a little protein to your body right before your morning workout.

Cumscuits by Oooo weeee August 31, 2020

cumscuttle 

(1) Any amount of jizz that successfully evaded detection post-ejac, but is discovered unintentionally at a later date.

(2) Anything so bad that its existence is comparable to that of left-over jizz/vaginal fluid; an exclamation of a situation's ability to evoke in you the feeling of finding dried semen someplace you hadn't expected it to be.

Example #1:
- Dude, what's this white stain on my hamper?
- Oh shit, I thought she caught it all last night. That's just my cumscuttle.

Example #2:
- Women's rights?
- Oh fucking cumscuttle.

cumscuttle by cummilingusaur May 7, 2011

Cumshits

When you cum and shit simultaneously and your ejaculate happens to land in the shit, where it creates a powerful unstoppable force

The immense power of my cumshits will destroy this universe if you don’t shut your fucking mouth Karen

Cumshits by Gingernonces November 13, 2019

ciscuits 

Crip biscuits

Yo deez ciscuits from Popeyes is slaps AF.

ciscuits by FLIBBBBIT February 4, 2019

Cumscumbshush 

Something that is as crispy and or crunchy as week old cum

I ate that chip that was on my desk for over a week, it was so old it turned cumscumbshush.

Cumscumbshush by slimysmeegs January 20, 2018

cumsuit 

An all over body suit with the purpose of protecting the wearer against semen leakage, or seepage, from inside or out.

Crazy Dan was well prepared for a night of dirty loving with his hadncuffs, whip and cumsuit.

cumsuit by SoSerious October 21, 2008

cumshitstain 

When your best friend has a last name that’s close to cumshitstain but you cannot pronounce his actual last name.

cum-shit-stain: the pronunciation of Ed’s last name.

Cum-shit-stain: verb: when you fart a juicy fart while having an orgasm.

Oh baby, your chili dinner was so good before sex that I had to fart when I came and I think I left a cumshitstain.. oops!

cumshitstain by Clubhouse rules April 14, 2022