asparagoose 

An asparagoose is a mythical creature that only exists when you're bored

Guy: I saw an asparagoose
Other guy: You must be bored as fuck

asparagoose by King Asparagoose August 18, 2020

asperegoose

A funny guy who makes content on youtube. His content is made for an audience of people with brains and his content is comedy themed. He usually uploads everyday with a mostly contestant upload schedule.

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asperegoose by Dramataron April 21, 2022

Asparageese 

More than one asparagus

will you pass the plate full of asparageese? I like to have more than one asparagus when I eat asparageese.

Asparageese by Nick Andrea nolte December 23, 2017

Asparagoseph

A term used to describe someone who is both a connoisseur of fine asparagus, and goat cheeses.

"Jesus Christ, dude! what kind of nerd would devote their life to becoming an asparagoseph?"

Asparagoseph by Manza Zhubesh January 21, 2010