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boobology 

To be able to determine the weight and shape of the boob without haveing to see her nude. Know what every part of the boob, from the areola to the nipple and those little bumps women get when they are horny around the areola, i call them BRAILE for "TOUCH ME HERE"
boobologist: Those are a 36 DDD , pink nipples, 24.3 bumps around the areola etc etc.

women: wow, you sure know your boobology
boobology by OscarG13 December 26, 2005
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Boobology 

The study of boobies by boob enthusiasts. Boobology encompasses the study of all boob types, small and large, and boobologists are expected to show an appreciation for any and all boobies.
Hey Matt, I heard that Kevin is studying to become a boobologist. I hope he shares his boobology research with us.
Boobology by JP_0309 January 4, 2019
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Boobology 

The study of boobs from a sexual and non-sexual perspective.
"Areola Arousal" is an important module in the Boobology (Degree) syllabus.

Bropology 

A type of apology typically given by bros of all types and ages. At its core, it's a classic non-apology, apology (i.e. "I'm sorry I'm not sorry"). It emanates from supreme arrogance and a hegemonic masculine need to be dominant, and thus never wrong.

You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.
"Ugh, okay, I'll give you a bropology. I'm guess I'm sorry...sorry that you're such a gay ass pussy bitch that you can't hack my (insert sexist/racist/xenophobic/hyper masculine opinion and behavior here). Fuckin' sack up, bro."
Bropology by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017

Biebology 

An academic discipline of study accepted by scholars globally, that centers around the actions and antics of serial douchebag, Justin Bieber; An advancement in scientific discovery that detects, analyzes, and prevents the process and transformation in becoming a douchebag.
I'm majoring in Biebology at the University of Phoenix.

Did you hear Arthur just graduated from Harvard with a degree in Biebology?

Good thing I went and saw my Biebology therapist, I would have became a douchebag without him.
Biebology by El Turd Face September 4, 2013

boobologist 

(n.) A person whose life's goal is to understand the amazing properties of a female's mammary glands.
Kevin moaned as he squeezed the succulent breasts in his hands, learning how to handle them.
boobologist by teh zackers April 2, 2005

Bobology 

Shortened name for the Church of the Subgenious.

Bob Dobbs is the enigmatic leader and underlying philosopher espousing the virtues of "Slack"
He seems less ambitious since his conversion to Bobology.