I'm Back

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The only two words a legend has to say to send shivers down your entire spine. Synonymous with Michael Jordan's return to Basketball in 1995, after 13 months of playing Baseball.

Eg.
Attorney, "How should I announce your return?"
Michael Jordan, "Gimme the pen, let me give it a shot first"
*Attorney hands over pen*
MJ writes on the blank sheet of paper, "I'm Back"

I'm Back by Goofed_Chad July 29, 2020

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i'm back

i'm back baby (also it means that you've returned? idk im dumb)

"hey mom, i'm back!"
"no one cares about you asshole i wish you were never born"
"i love you too mom!"

i'm back by unfunny minecraft player October 29, 2021

I’M BACK

A sentence said by someone who is returning to an earlier or normal position or condition, except when that someone is kerem bürsin (the turkish actor) , then it means the exact opposite.

Kerem bursin: I’M BACK 🕶

*disappears *

I’M BACK by Maybedee February 10, 2022

I'm back bitches

To return after a long period of time

*door opens*

Old friend-I'm back bitches

I'm back bitches by Jaysweg June 14, 2014

I'm back baby

it is what you say when you return from being gone for an extended period of time

Steve-hey bob i missed you these last 3 weeks
Bob-I'm back baby

I'm back baby by fullmetal pharoh October 12, 2009

I'm._.back_2

I'm._.back_2 use to be I'm._.back they are also a smoking hot babe everyone worships. Goes by any pronouns. They are a total bitch tho.

Have you seen I'm._.back_2 face reveal

Yeah, they were so hot I couldn’t help but cream my pants

I'm._.back_2 by TOTALLY NOT THE OWNER 😳 May 12, 2021

I'm Back, Daddy!

The ultimate expression of transformation from existing in a negative state of spirit to a positive state. This transformation is quintified by a man or woman feeling alive and optimistic for the first time since childhood.

Alex: "Whoa, Jordan, you're looking fantastic! What's your secret?"

Jordan: "I'm Back, Daddy! I finally broke free from my old habits, embraced a healthier lifestyle, and I've never felt more alive since my childhood days!"

I'm Back, Daddy! by Bill Miester December 4, 2023

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026