Earlzilla 

An Earlzilla is the mother of a bride who literally makes anything and everything she can more difficult then it needs to be. Even if the bride herself is easy going and easily satisfied, an Earlzilla will try to make even the simplest task more complicated

“The bride to be was very easy to work with, but she had an Earlzilla as a mother, so the easiest of tasks seemed to have become very difficult in every way possible”

Earlzilla by Earlzilla June 22, 2020

earillas 

Variation of gorillas referring to the hair that grows on your inner or outer ear

When I got the new MICROTOUCH trimmer, I found it to be so handy for trimming those hard-to-get earillas.

earillas by Fast Bobby June 24, 2004

Earlville 

Old school. Evidencing tendencies consistent with and/or embodying traits personifying that which could be characterized as schizel. Totally Schuman. Fresh. Hype. Stanky. Dopey fresh. Stanky hype. Schuman stank.

Have you been to Poolville, Steve? Yes Roger, and I found it to be entirely Earlville, even more so than Unadilla Forks.

Earlville by Stanky Pete January 9, 2008

Earlville 

A village in south central New York, renowned statewide for its sex offenders.

Tim: Want to go to Earlville?
John: No thanks, im not trying to get molested.

Earlville by Aydeboi December 24, 2018