Person One: What's up with your piss, girl?? It's always so thick and dark looking...
Person Two: It's vaganal fluid. A couple of weeks ago, my boyfriend fucked me so
hard that I ended up with a vaganus!
Person One: So, what you're saying is that isn't piss... right? Are you saying that it's your piss,
shit, and cum all mixed together?
Person Two: Unfortunetly, yes... you are correct.