Pizza's little known bastard half-brother; comprised of a pseudo-dough resembling a nasty bagel, a half-teriaki-half-bbq sauce and cheese covering everything, making it look like a melted blob of cheese.
“Jimmy, can I have a pizard, please?”
“John, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jesse, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jamie, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jacob, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jeremy, can I have a pizard, please?”
“Jitko, mužu si dát pizárd, prosím?”