Dirty Bartholomew

Shoving a rubber duck into peanut butter and then up your Latina gf's ass while squeezing it repeatedly. She also has her foot in a flower pot.

I was bored so me and my gf decided to pull a Dirty Bartholomew

Dirty Bartholomew by Siriuslyfkinswag June 18, 2021

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Dirty Bartholomew

A guy who lewd his true Onee-sama so many times that she switches from Waifu to Laifu. Usually got an A2 format of her on his wall and bang it screaming "Gomu Gomu no DIIIICK DRILLLL".

Oh man, yesterday my virgin behaviour has resurfaced and i did a big Dirty Bartholomew !

Dirty Bartholomew by The Hentai Lord May 28, 2020

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Dirty Bartholomew Benedict Augustine

This is a person who is highly intelligent and interested in a certain subject but acts like the subject is unbearable and not worth their time.

That dirty Bartholomew Benedict Augustine, If he keeps that up he might be kicked out of the club!

Dirty Bartholomew Benedict Augustine by sorry I didn't get April 20, 2022

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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