A Dave

A middle-aged white centrist man who calls women "hun".

He's such a Dave..."blue no matter who" unless it's Bernie.

by Medicare4All May 14, 2020

A Dave

A Dave aka a 'David Bowie' (blowie) is the act of falatio or a blow job.

John 'did you see Emma last night?'

Duncan 'yeah that bitch was giving a Dave all night!!!'

by Slinks July 22, 2014

A Dave Matthews

Experimenting with a hot dog in the back door for the first time.

Grab the Vaseline and the hotdog, it’s time to try a Dave Matthews.

by Mr. Butts July 9, 2022

A Dave Portnoy

A sexual position that will put your knees and back out, but will deliver a smack down like no other to your lady friend

Man I gave my wife a Dave portnoy last night, now my back and knees are out

by Sushislayer33 December 13, 2019

a dave drop

Shitting yourself while riding a bicycle. Normally very messy.

Dude kyle just did a dave drop infront of his mom.

by allaboutfloyd July 7, 2016

a Dave story

a really bizarre anecdote that someone pulls out of their ass, or maybe it's real.

Oh what an X-files story. It sounds like a Dave story.

by Mecachis June 2, 2018

Pulling a Dave

To fail miserably at the hands of a younger sibling.

Having not bested his little brother since Obama was president, UCF was really pulling a Dave.

by Better Brother June 5, 2018