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Spatman

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Combination of Spider-Man and batman.

Often misunderstood as combination of superman and batman. That's totally wrong.

Known for fighting the almighty Godzilla, spinning gorgeous webs and baking delicious cupcakes.

He got one spat pet. A majestic pheasant born in the darkness.
Nanananananananananana..Spatman!
by Kaiser Friedrich May 7, 2013
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spatman

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Hey look its spatman!!!!
by Sir Dave June 7, 2003
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Spamano

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Refers to the yaoi pairing between the clueless and oblivious character Spain and the hormonal, PMS-y bitch that is Southern Italy (Romano) in the Hetalia fandom. Comes from the beginning of the word 'Spain', and the last part of the word 'Romano'. The two have a historical relationship with each other and opposite personalities that compliment the other's, which makes most fangirls accept it as canon.

Others, though, seem to pair Spain up with France or Prussia (all three are members of the Bad Friends Trio) if they decide that, for some reason, Romano's volatile nature is detrimental to the Spaniard's perpetual stupidity and cheerfulness. On the opposite end of the spectrum, certain fangirls pair Romano up with his younger brother, Northern Italy, if they think that Spain's said idiocy is causing Romano problems. Both of those scenarios make for good, one-sided Spamano angst.

In the end, the point is that the pairing is very canon and is one of the most-shipped combinations in the Hetalia universe.

(Not to mention Romano often swears and yells at Spain. Nothing says love like shouting at your life partner)
P1: Hey, did you read that new APH fic?
P2: Yeah, but I was disappointed. Spamano was only a side-pairing. GerIta gets all the love...
P1: I know, I know.

P1: Do you ship Spamano?
P2: Of course I do! It has awesome historical backing, both Spain and Southern Italy are sexy, and they go together like rama lama lama ke ding a de dinga a dong.
by marlenacecilia June 24, 2010
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spasmanian devil

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one who is so horny and depraved they will have sex with anything and everything they can find at the peak of their sexual lust. Though popular opinion would suggest being a spasmanian devil is a male behavior, studies have shown females to qualify as well. One study placed a male subject alone in a furnished house with hidden cameras. He was given porn and other types of erotic stimuli. The urge to have sex became totally overpowering. In the mayhem that followed he had sex with two couch pillows, three socks, a medium size cantaloupe, a vase, a cherry pie, a parka, and a paper towel cylinder before finally finishing off in the hole of a subwoofer. A female subject was placed in the same test conditions. She got so worked up she had sex with three carrots, a cucumber, an over-ripe banana, a television remote, a Coca-Cola classic bottle, the left handlebar from a 1962 Harley Panhead, and a rolling pin before climaxing with a Prell Guava Shampoo bottle (the concave design with ribbed grip to prevent dropping in the shower.)
Nobody would allow Harold to have more than two drinks at a party. They all remembered the previous summer when, at the Dorfman's pool party he got so drunk and horny he turned into a spasmanian devil and tried to fuck a life jacket, a inflatable water wing, the pool vacuum, Fred Dorfman and Shermie the cocker spaniel.
by theinstigator January 1, 2014
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A scatman is a person who stutters but is able to turn it into an awesome beat.
Scatman John is a scatman, he really knows how to scat a good rhyme.
by Scatman John September 12, 2004
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The Swatman Strangler

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The process of masturbation where one ties some string around one's testicles and foot and then kicking one's leg repeatedly.
Tom celebrated the release of Chris De Burgh's new album by performing the swatman strangler on himself.
by Ginger Danish March 14, 2011
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Scatmans world

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Scatmans world by Scatman John. The song is about the world and the different cultures and races that exist in it
Scatfan:Did you hear the new song Scatmans World from Scatman John? It's awesome!
Scattheorist: Scatman did not go to heaven, he went to Scatland!
by The scatter September 25, 2010
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