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seasonal depression 

a way for the government to hide the phenomenon where the fluoride (in water and toothpaste) loses effect on certain people during the winter.
Person: I have finally achieved clarity
Person 2 (Government agent): No, you just have seasonal depression.
seasonal depression by M3M3life December 22, 2021

Seasonal depression 

When winter finally ends and you realize on the first sunny warm day how sad you were in the colder weather and how great the warm weather makes your mood feel.
So glad I can wear shorts again, my seasonal depression is lifted

seasonal depression 

When you have finished watching the last available season of your favorite binge-watch.
I just got done watching Season 3 of OITNB and am suffering from seasonal depression.

Seasonal Depression 

a particular time of year when some people want sympathy for something that doesn’t exist

Off-seasonal Depression Disorder 

The depression suffered during the part of the year when your favorite sport is not in season.
"Hey buddy, why you so down these days?"

"I have that thing... you know, Off-seasonal Depression Disorder. Baseball doesn't start again until April."