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Mary Call 

Mary Calls are knows to be amazing once you first meet them, but as you really get to know them, you'll see how shitty they are and how manipulative they can be. They will do anything and everything to make sure you do what they want. You don’t realize how you’re being toyed with until you have a falling out, you will definitely have many of those. And every single time they promise to be nice about it and say they’ll never hurt you again, it's a lie. They say they’ll get better. Bullshit. More lies.

In short, Mary Calls are not to be trusted, when you see them, Avoid! Avoid! Avoid!
Save yourself.
"Yo Johnny! Look at that Mary Call over there! She's such an asshole!"
Mary Call by MilkedYaMum February 1, 2018
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Mary Call 

When a colleague from work phones you hammered all the time, usually from copious amounts of wine or beer, and there’s no escape!
Jesus Christ man last night I got a Mary Call went on for hours, talking utter shite, friend: yeah me too. The Mary tends to have no recollection of having done this and will no doubt do it again.
Mary Call by Unknown1978 April 15, 2020

call Mary-Kate 

To do something that is not exactly the most effective course of action in the face of an emergency or disaster. See "death of Heath Ledger".
George W. Bush, when he learned about the attacks on New York, pulled a 'call Mary-Kate' when he kept reading that children's book to those kids.
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026