NOYF 

Nuts On Your Face. When you eliminate an enemy in a shooter game, you run over to them and tea bag them while bouncing up and down, hence, nuts on your face.

I just eliminated that guy, now I’m going to NOYF him to show him I own him.

NOYF by ThaddeusJay March 27, 2020

Noyfriend 

A not-boyfriend. A boy who'll spend all his free time with a girl, shag her loads, say lovely things to her, even go on holiday with her - but then vociferously deny that anything is going on between them, even though it appears to the outside world as if they've having a relationship.

N.B. Girls can also do this to boys, but it seems to be more common the other way round.

"So what's going on with Jim and Becca then? Are they going out?"

"Well - when they're out in public he'll pretend he's not with her, so he can scope out other girls, but they spend all their time together, and it's obvious they really like each other. He's totally noyfriending her."

Noyfriend by Helen1986 July 17, 2006

NOYFB 

NOYFB: Acronym standing for None Of Your Fucking Business. Usually used in chat rooms by females in response to constant asl requests from horny teenage boys.

1337hax0r: Any 1 4 cyber???
Ch1ck1e: No thanks.
1337hax0r: a/s/l
Smacktard: asl
B1gD1ck: ASL
1337hax0r: Where da horny chicks???
Smacktard: asl
1337hax0r: a/s/l pleeze ;P
B1gD1ck: asl
Smacktard: asl
Ch1ck1e: NOYFB

NOYFB by Honorarius April 17, 2006

NOYFB 

None of your fucking business.

A: How old are you?
B: NOYFB

NOYFB by Guy LaDouche April 29, 2005

noyfba 

None of your Fucking Business Asshole.

Q: Hey where were you last night I tried to call you?
A: NOYFBA "None Of Your Fucking Business Asshole."
www.noyfba.com

noyfba by shigR April 11, 2007