NOYF
Nuts On Your Face. When you eliminate an enemy in a shooter game, you run over to them and tea bag them while bouncing up and down, hence, nuts on your face.
NOYF by ThaddeusJay March 27, 2020
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Noyfriend
A not-boyfriend. A boy who'll spend all his free time with a girl, shag her loads, say lovely things to her, even go on holiday with her - but then vociferously deny that anything is going on between them, even though it appears to the outside world as if they've having a relationship.
N.B. Girls can also do this to boys, but it seems to be more common the other way round.
N.B. Girls can also do this to boys, but it seems to be more common the other way round.
NOYFB
NOYFB: Acronym standing for None Of Your Fucking Business. Usually used in chat rooms by females in response to constant asl requests from horny teenage boys.
1337hax0r: Any 1 4 cyber???
Ch1ck1e: No thanks.
1337hax0r: a/s/l
Smacktard: asl
B1gD1ck: ASL
1337hax0r: Where da horny chicks???
Smacktard: asl
1337hax0r: a/s/l pleeze ;P
B1gD1ck: asl
Smacktard: asl
Ch1ck1e: NOYFB
Ch1ck1e: No thanks.
1337hax0r: a/s/l
Smacktard: asl
B1gD1ck: ASL
1337hax0r: Where da horny chicks???
Smacktard: asl
1337hax0r: a/s/l pleeze ;P
B1gD1ck: asl
Smacktard: asl
Ch1ck1e: NOYFB
NOYFB by Honorarius April 17, 2006
NOYFB
NOYFB by Guy LaDouche April 29, 2005
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