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When you take a straw and stick it in a gay guys ass and he farts and the dirty fuck on the other end of it sucks that schlumpe right in there.
Justin Young takes the rotten straw and takes in the sweet taste of Can mans schlumpe.
Dude you look like a fuckin schlumpe.

Schumpeter 

a great coded expression for taking a dump. Has a subtle onomatopoeic effect. Often used when bored of normal topics which are related to Schumpeter.
Mate I'll be right back. Just need to go for a massive Schumpeter.
Schumpeter by urbaneconomist November 28, 2010

Shlumped 

Extremely tired; exhausted, pooped. Sleepy.
Dude, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm shlumped.
Shlumped by Roscoeschickennwaffles December 31, 2014

Schlampe 

"Bist du eine Schlampe?" "JA!"
Schlampe by Melody April 25, 2004

Schlumpadumpf 

Schlumpadumpf - noun - the state your boy is in when he’s wasted as fuck and laying on the floor and making absolutely no sense. May also be used to refer to the individual himself.
“Yo what’s the move fam ”
I’m schlumpadumpf”

shlumped 

when you get so fucked up that you become the physical embodiment of snorlax.
“Man you should have seen Carlos last week man, he was straight shlumped!”
shlumped by yuhboi February 29, 2020