Linslam 

Linslam. A religion with roots in a small sims/games discord that involves the practice of praising linus. It is a semi closed religion that requires a sacrifice of a left toe to join. After joining practitioners must praise 3 times a day and refer to themselves as children of Linus. Outside of the religion petitioners are called Linuslims.

Did you here that Cindy converted to linslam?

Linslam by Child of linus January 25, 2020

Linslade 

The better half of the Leighton-Linslade parish, located in Bedfordshire, UK.

Linslade was first discovered in 1347 BC by God. Leighton on the other hand was discovered in 1972 by a tramp looking for a half-full can of larger.

Linslade has been officially proven to contain far inferior numbers of chavs, slags and council houses than across the river, whilst boasting superior numbers of respectable schools, mugging-free alleyways and generally nicer people. Ok, they may have the High Street but who would want that place anyway now that Woolworths has gone?

Linslade person 1: 'Hey, you wanna go into Leighton today?'
Linslade person 2: 'No way, I'd rather keep my wallet and phone!'

Linslade by wacky_racer May 13, 2009