A sex act. The Fatmans
Hammer is a follow on from a regular Blowjob. Whilst being Fellated you slowly
lift your arms and your legs until your whole bodyweight is being held purely by the Fellators mouth. To finish the sex act flawlessly, you must start to spin, clockwise or
anti-clockwise, until you make a full rotation.
Awesome
Dude: I was getting a blowjob last night
Other
Dude: mmm-hmm
Awesome
Dude: And I started lifting my arms and legs until I was suspended purely by her mouth.
Other
Dude: mmm-hmm
Awesome Dude: I then did a FULL rotation, clockwise.
Other dude drops his monocle into his fresh cup of Darjeeling tea
Other Dude: Dear god. The Fatmans Hammer. I thought it was a myth!
*Awesome air guitar for
35 minutes, the loch-ness monster and Bigfoot start making out, fireworks and fucking awesome laser light-shows ensue. The amount of high-fives worldwide increase by 480%*