Heschel

School for spoiled rich kids who have the excuse of being Jewish to pretend that they are diverse.

Me: Moshee from Heschel got mugged. David: Then where was his bodyguard and driver?

Heschel by living dick...tionary November 24, 2019

Heschel

A rich kid school

If you go to heschel you are rich and spoiled. Yo Brett want to go to Starbucks (pulls out hundred dollars)

Heschel by Yeetedit December 24, 2019

Heschel

Noun: a school filled with spoiled kids with cold hearts. The administration has no power. The real power is in the hands of the spray-tanned brikin-clad PTA mothers. God forbid the administration should upset them and then their husbands pull their funding! Admission requirements are as follows: Rich? Welcome to Heschel! Morals? Human decency? Maybe look elsewhere.

Parent of student with a net worth of less than 2.5 million: My child is being bullied so badly they cry every day and are scared to come to school.
Heschel administration: Sorry, but there is nothing we can do!

Heschel by Flora+Fauna+and+Merryweathethe March 16, 2025

heschel kid

a very rich and preppy person who lives on the upper west side of manhattan. their saturday nights usually consist of seeing a PG-13 movie and then getting frozen yogurt. an absolutely pitiful sight to behold.

Person A: "yo did u see those heschel kids walking out of starbucks?"

Person B: "yeah man ive never seen anything gayer in my life."

heschel kid by snoop52 December 6, 2009

The Heschel school 

A school full of rich liberal assholes and whiny bitches. The teachers only work there because they couldn't get into a union. The school is to afraid to let you do anything that could somehow lead to harm because it is ruled by a bunch of entitled parents.

Did you just make a joke? OMG you're so racist/sexist/homophobic, I am seriously offended, now I'm gonna have to report you to the principle and get you kicked ouy of the heschel school!

The Heschel school by Spawn of the devil December 6, 2019

Herschell 

The Baddest Mother Fucker you will ever meet. Everyone want to be his friend or lover.

Vince is the best Herschell you will ever meet.

Herschell by Gallodog March 24, 2009

herschelle

A smart , respectful gentlemen . Easy to fall in love with and has the girls lining up to be with him . A definite smooth-talker and has the aura of a God . He is definitely a keeper , do your best to keep him because you won't ever find another guy as sweet and as charming as him . Very easy on the eye and has the body of any guy's dreams . Don't ever let him go . He's definitely worth it .

Oh damn , I think I found myself a Herschelle today .

herschelle by Kelbel25 November 20, 2016