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Preperating 

Preparing for a lover by masturbating

-Preperating
Preparing for a lover by masturbating

-Preperating

Preperation H 

Dr. Evil: We finally have a working tractor beam which we shall call Preperation H.

Scotty: Why don't you just call it Operation Ass Cream you ass?
Preperation H by zombiieluuv May 23, 2011

Predrating 

The act of consuming a significant amount of water or Gatorade prior to blacking out.
Im predrating myself so I dont die from dehydration from all of the alcohol I am going to consume tonight.
Predrating by Jay Conezzie April 10, 2010

Harbor Teacher Preperation Academy 

1. Hell on earth 2. when stupid teachers do uneccesary things 3. When you stay up till 3am doing homework 4. When you school is on tennis courts. 5. When you have no social life due to your school. 6. When you get a detention for smiling

IT IS IN WILMINGTON ON THE CAMPUS OF HARBOR COLLEGE... WE ARENT THAT SMART
Girl 1: OMG! You go to Harbor teacher Preperation Academy?!
Girl 2: Unfortunatly
Girl 1: Wow i feel bad for you
Girl 2: *Passes out due to lack of sleep and boredom in class*

perpetrating the fraud 

Term used when one acts or speaks in a way not true to character in order to decice or bamboozle others .
April: hey Jen have you met my new boyfriend Jim?. He's the one helping that old cross the street
Jen: Omg girl you're dating Jim? I just seen him last night at the bar he totally took home a Hooker
April: no way he's so dashing and debonair ... look there he goes rescuing a kitten from a tree
Jen: no girl he's just perpetrating the fraud!

Jon: dude look at that hot chick over there with the nice rack, she looks so smart reading that big novel
Jim: i knew her in high-school she wears those stick on boobs and that book she's reading is upside down LMAO
Jon: damn if she ain't perpetrating the fraud!
perpetrating the fraud by osogood03 November 22, 2010

Preheating the Oven 

A mental state of anticipation, specifically which occurs after one has consumed a marijuana edible, and before feeling baked.
“Are you fucking high??” “Umm, no. No, I’m just preheating the oven, dude. I only had that edible 20 minutes ago.” “Well then you’re just dumb. Also, nice Phrase, thou hast.”