Freeziee 

The current state of acting autistic.

Yo dawg, that dude Kody is going freeziee. He probably escaped the Sped Hall.

Freeziee by Choady Cockgargler December 6, 2019

Alaskan Freezie 

when you take a nice firm shit, then freeze it for 24 hours. after 24 hours the shit is pulled out, mildly thawed, and then brought into bed. this is usually used in the case of lesbians, but can work if you're a motivated gay as shit couple of guys. to spice things up eat corn before the shit.

1. Sindy: Roxanne get your big beautiful black ass over here.

Roxanne: Do I smell what I think I smell?!

Sindy: Fuck yes you beautiful bitch you're about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie

Verb
Tim: Yeah, my gay as shit boyfriend Dave alaskan freezied my tight asshole last night.

Alaskan Freezie by yourlocalbaconconsumer April 10, 2017

Italian Chocolate Freezie 

The act of having nutella licked off of your nuts while having your nipples rubbed with ice cubes.

Guy 1: What's the craziest thing you've ever done in bed?
Guy 2: My girl performed an Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.

Italian Chocolate Freezie by heyitsthomas2013 May 18, 2014

Freezie 

A cold treat akin to a popsicle. Freezies are made of a slushie-like juice that has been frozen in a long plastic wrapping. They come in many sizes, such as "jumbo," and the most popular brand in Canada bear(ed) the Mr. Freeze (pronounced "Free-zee") label.

Often, the best part about eating a Freezie was tipping the package upside-down and drinking the melted juice that was left at the bottom, when you'd finished eating the frozen part.

You could get a jumbo Freezie for, like, 50 cents at the ball park when I was a kid.

Freezie by Time4SumAksion October 10, 2005

freezies 

A Canadian term. It’s essentially a slushy popsicle without the stick. Comes in a long slim plastic sleeve with typical flavours like orange, watermelon, strawberry, etc.

It’s how as hell out there eh? Pass me and the boys a couple freezies from the freezer there bud .

freezies by Mr. garett May 12, 2018

coconut freezie 

Removal of semen from a used condom in a method similar to the way a person would consume an ice cold freezie.

Did you see the way she downed that coconut freezie?

coconut freezie by Butt Games March 17, 2014

cow cream freezies 

ice cream

Ignatious - "wilbur, its such a sweltering day out i fear that our cow cream freezies might soon turn to poop!"

wilbur " that sounds pooper darn!"

cow cream freezies by threetards July 7, 2010