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Craft Corner Deathmatch

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The best show style network ever had, but what did they do? cancelled after one (maybe not even a whole) season. It was a brilliant combination of original crafting with a badass set and hilarious host, Jason Jones (my pants!) Regular crafters fashioned lingerie out of whitey tighties, wedding cakes out of little debbie snacks, and designer jeans out of Jones' pants. Amber, the show's assistant, who brought out the piles of crafting options, is creepy, unemotional, and wonderfully inspiring, with a really great taste in eyeshadow. Whomever prevailed in the crafting duels at the end of the day faced off with the Craft Lady of Steel, a RISD graduate (who nearly always beat the regular old crafties.) All this and a prestigious panel of judges including knitting geniuses and fashion website owners made this show spectacular, a true winner.
It's a shame style network dropped Craft Corner Deathmatch, easily their best show ever, but they can keep that wretched Niecy Nash on the air.
by angry viewer August 13, 2008
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The name of a god.Whoever has this name;will forever be blessed.
It's a kickass name apparently,don't worry not literally kicking your ass though.

despite the death and rage part;It's actually for a very sensitive male,
Who will understand you.
female: Hey have you seen deatherage?
Male: YEAH he's my bro
female: he's so cool and understanding.
by Cattypatty December 7, 2013
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deathmatter56

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a weird guy on youtube who attempted to break the world record for kicking his head over and over again. his videos are special, meaning "brain draining".
p1: " hey did you see the new deathmatter56 video?"
p2: " yeah, it sucked."
by creepy carrie April 23, 2009
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celebrity deathmatch

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A hillarious show that used to run on MTV. The show was animated with clay and pitted 2 celebrities that had something in common (ie Nsync and the Backstreet Boys) against each other in a fight to the death.
by Jonny Jewsalot March 7, 2004
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deathmaster

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1) The character in a role-playing game who is extremely effective in combat.
2) A video gamer who regularly lays waste to all of his opposition.
"Mike was kicking my ass in Halo 2 - he's totally the deathmaster."
by Steve H. March 18, 2005
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{Dethmeguhtrahn 69,000} Plural; Noun
1. The Delicate act of defiling the neighbors cats bloody corpse after hours of blugeoning it to death with a Rubber Dildo. Then While Vigorusly Teabagging its corpse, you pull out your cellular device, and turn on some raging gay Leather Domestic Porn, and masturbate till' the skin of your Penis, begins to fall off. Then when your load shoots, take the load, and put it your neighbors milkshake, mhmm Delicous?
Dude, i just deathmegatron 69,000ed my neighbor!
dude: But im your neighbor....
by DeathMegatron 69,000 February 16, 2013
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