1+1 

Upvote this if you think it's 2

Person 1: What's 1+1?
Person 2: Window
Person 1: No! you didn't fall into my upvote trap.
Person 1: ????

1+1 by TTV.MrSAVAGEllamaHUMAN October 7, 2019

1+1 

1+1 = 2

Used by many kids in Elementary School at an attempt to be funny.

Kid 1: Well, whats 1+1?

Kid 2: 4

Kid 1: No! its 2!

Kid 2: no you got to add the 0's!

Kid 1: oh, haha, you coming to my birthday?

1+1 by Arwing9 October 18, 2006

1+1 

Its a very simple math problem, but yet its freaking hard at three in the morning without coffee.

hey, whats 1+1 ? me? I have no idea what it is

1+1 by Zack the feind ninja January 9, 2006

1+1 

Obvious. Simple. Whats happening/going down.

Q: So you gonna kick my ass?
A: 1+1 baby.....it's on. 1+1!

1+1 by Benjamin Funke January 8, 2006

1+1 

1+1 = -2
Because:

1+1 = sqrt((1+1)^2)
sqrt((1+1)^2) = sqrt(2^2)
sqrt(2^2) = sqrt(4)
sqrt(4) = sqrt(-2^2)
sqrt(-2^2) = -2

This is because:

-2^2 = 4

1+1 is sooo not two. it's -2!

1+1 by Tepel October 25, 2006

1+1 

Its 3 because there's a girl then a guy so 1 of each they have a kid how many people are there 3 so 3

1+1=3

1+1 by Friendswoody November 1, 2021

1+1 

2

Someone:What's 1+1?
Me:2

1+1 by Ayakamissuni June 18, 2022