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First-class cadet (senior) at one of America's four federal service academies.
The plebe jumped to attention and barked his greetings to the oblivious firstie walking by.
firstie by Alo Konsen August 24, 2003
When you make it to the comments section on a YouTube video or any social media comment section within the first few minutes or before anyone else and within the energy of your human being you comment first and brag about it like a little twat. You're otherwise thirsty for being first to comment on nearly anything. Gotta comment fast.
Commenter 1:Omg, this video hasn't been out almost a minute and no one is here. FIRST! FIRST! FIIIRRRRSSSTTT!!!

Commenter 2: dudes Firstie
Firstie by TalentedOnion April 8, 2021
Derogatory term referring to the morons who trip over themselves whilst engaging in the annoying practice of firsting in the comment section of freshly posted blog articles.
Comment #1: “FIRST !”

Comment #2 (less than one second later): “Frist!”

Comment #3 (also less than one second later): “First!!!!”

Comment #4 (also less than one second later): “FIRST!!!!!!!11!!!1!”

Comment #5 (a few seconds later): “Damn, I was soooo close!”

Comment #6 (a few seconds later): “Sorry man, maybe next time.”

Comment #7 (twenty minutes later): LMAO at all the firsties! Bwahahaha, fucking morons.
firstie by badmofoco November 17, 2011
Our firstie was done through ___ dating website.
firstie by dfurer May 25, 2015
a word to describe someone of extreme annoyance and stupidity
wow, you're such a firstie
firstie by gammell October 7, 2019
Someone you've shared first time experiences with
Kevin was my first best friend; spent the night of my first sleepover at his house. He's my firstie.
Firstie by quotejay December 17, 2021