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The only science that truly saves lives .
Student : Why do we study maths ???
Teacher : Mathematics saves lives .
Student : How is that ?
Teacher : It keeps stupid people like you from getting to medical school .
maths by somon October 24, 2009
The correct form of the Americanism "Math", as a contraction of mathematics (a contraction featuring at least the first and last letter of the two words). The most beautiful thing ever observed by mankind; the physics of bottle caps. I only wish the real universe was as beautiful as the Cartesian plane. People usually claim it has no use because they are too ignorant/stupid to understand it. Uses include everything not involving the study of literature. The ONLY pure science.
I love maths!

I'm sure looking forward to Mr Black's maths class

Zero point nine repeater equals one. That’s some cool maths
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maths by 0ero May 5, 2006
Math, the wretched spawn of satan himself.
Consisting of useless crap you'll never need to know,except for adding,subtracting,multiplication and divison, the rest is there just to stress you out.

But is still needed to get a good job.
"Ok what's the size of the angle X ?"
"Who gives a fuck."
maths by 3052 April 1, 2005
How people outside of the U.S. refer to mathematics.
Crikey! I bloody hate maths, mate!
maths by bumbleclot May 5, 2009
boring!!!!
I hate maths
maths by minecraft pro roblox June 17, 2020
M-mental
A-abuse
T-to
H-high school
S-students
What maths was really made for
Maths by Yeah braaaaa May 16, 2016