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pandasaurus 

The pandasaurus is usually a peaceful creature, but when disturbed, it turns into a ferocious dinosaur like monster. It's main diet consists of large amounts of bamboo, but can really digest about anything. The pandasaurus look like any normal panda but is three times larger and has longer claws on their paws. During their life, the pandasaurus mostly sleeps and eat, and rarely spend their time to reproduce. Because of this, there are few of them left on Earth. If you ever encounter one, do not piss them off or else they will eat you. The plural of pandasaurus is pandasauri. If you want to learn more about the pandasaurus thumbs up.
You: Hey look mom they finally have a panda at the zoo.

Your mom: No, dumbass, it's a pandasaurus.

You: Oh...can we get cotton candy at the zoo.
pandasaurus by Average asain December 4, 2010
A mix between a Panda and Dinosaur, Pandasaurs live in Canada
Pandasaurs are amazing ^-^
Pandasaur by ApatheticlyOdd January 8, 2018

plantamura 

A fuck boy or the act of fuck boyism. Usually drives a 10-15 year old sports car to compensate for a comically small penis. You can find a plantamura in a bar late at night bitching about their friends and trying to seduce their female friends. Will also try to ttrick friends into buying them drinks for no apparent reason
Did your hear what Devon did to Courtney? He's a total plantamura.
plantamura by roarpants September 24, 2016

plantsturbating

When your combination of rare mental genius requires that you tend to plants to calm your mind, and you can spend hours creatively attending to and nourishing your plant children. It is technically a time waster, but feels self soothing. This only applies to plant lovers for whom the death of a plant is like the loss of a friend; love of plants required.
Omg my anxiety was off the charts, so I spent FIVE HOURS on Saturday plantsturbating and repotting my succulent collection
plantsturbating by ReXXXfromATX August 16, 2022

plantsturbating

When your combination of rare mental genius requires that you tend to plants to calm your mind, and you can spend hours creatively attending to and nourishing your plant children. It is technically a time waster, but feels self soothing. This only applies to plant lovers for whom the death of a plant is like the loss of a friend; love of plants required.
Omg my anxiety was off the charts, so I spent FIVE HOURS on Saturday plantsturbating and repotting my succulent collection
plantsturbating by ReXXXfromATX August 16, 2022

Pianasaur 

A dinosaur made of penis's, or just penis.
Noah and Alex were talking when they randomly started saying pianasaur
Pianasaur by Rainbow Organs January 10, 2024