Kreuntz 

That special feeling when you have to fulfill one of your bodily needs, but you really can't be bothered to do it.

1: Man, I really have to take a shit right now but I can't be bothered to get up and go to the toilet.

2: You mean you have kreuntz?
1: Yeah I really just want to stay put in this sofa, but at the same time I'm starving and I have to go to the toilet, it's like I'm torn between two worlds and the easiest thing to do is just stay where i am.

Kreuntz by Gummi_tarzan July 11, 2019

Melker Kreutz 

He has an absolute unit of a cock. He’s super ripped and extremely charming.
He is a milf hunter and gets all the mothers in Gothenburg.

Melker Kreutz is so good in bed.

Melker Kreutz by Melfons November 11, 2020

Kreutzer 

German slang for a stinky vagina

What stinks? Oh that's Sarah, she's got Kreutzer crotch. Yeah, smells like dead bodies.

Kreutzer by Tiny wonder August 19, 2015

Krentz

The act of taking a massive shit, often after eating a large amount of sushi.

After effects may include: paint peeling off of the walls, temporary loss of smell and life, needing a new toilet, etc.,

"Oh, man! I just took a massive Krentz!"

"Is he Krentzing in there?"
"Yes, we'd better evacuate to a safe 4,000 meter radius."

Krentz by Pleiades June 16, 2013

kreutzmatt 

suck the shit put of ones anus while watching the soap opera guiding light

i would hang out this afternoon but i have to kreutzmatt my boss...

kreutzmatt by Moses Malone May 21, 2008

kreutzer 

1)widely used as a discrete way of announcing that you gotta go to the toilet, 2)can also be used at the initial phases of indigestion

1) i gotta talk to kreutzer;
2) Kreutzer is calling my name!

kreutzer by kraut September 12, 2003

kreutzing 

to cheat some one or to lie in order to get what you want

that guy is kreutzing me. i just kreutzed that guy out of his scout team reps

kreutzing by Ibanb October 28, 2007