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The opposite of Pola.
Alop is an extremely short male who wears glasses and walks back and forth in an unknown place between 9:00 am to 10:00 am and 12:00 pm to 1:00 pm while assaulting anyone who goes near his territory in a robotic fashion.
Unlike Pola who is friendly, this little man is feral.
Reinell: Hey hey hey have you seen the news?

Jumel: No.

Reinell: Theres a man named Alop who walks around during the day killing people and taking their money.

Jumel: Okay can you go away now?

Reinell: Boi
Alop by ExplainedDimension June 25, 2019
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pork-chop-alop-ogious 

(noun)-A person, loving porkchops.

(verb)-A dance, made by a pork-chop-alop-ogious.
Known pork-chop-alop-ogious's - Paul B.

A mentally challenged person could do something similar.

jalop-alop 

The powerful deities created from our God ojalop
From my hand I will play jalop-alop duo in attack position!!
jalop-alop by DickDunkerDuelist December 21, 2020
Fox-Like creature.

note: Often causes dizzy spells and fainting when attempting to spell this word.
Stop the clock, that's alopecoid!
alopecoid by Chuck June 18, 2004
An auto immune disorder in which the white blood cells are mentally damaged and attack one's hair.

Treatments include injecting cortical steriods into one's head, putting said steriods on skin in the form of a cream, and cursing one's blood cells for being so stupid.
Doctor: You have alopecia
Patient: You idiots!
Alopecoid means like a fox; vulpine.

A-L-O... *faint*

*tons of gasping; clock stops with 13 seconds left*

*wake up*

P-E-C-O-I-D

CORRECT!

alopecian appalacian ridgeback monkey 

A new rare breed of monkey that is born with hair and completely loses it by adulthood. This new species is found in the hollers of Tennessee. Also this monkey is known for its insatiable sexual appetite
The alopecian appalacian ridgeback monkey got extremely wet during the storm because it had not hair with which to keep itself dry.