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self-employed 

To have pit stains
John didn't want to lift up his arms because he knew he was self-employed.
self-employed by cheesemcdeese November 3, 2011

Self-Employed Model 

Q: How can that incredibly hot chick be interested in him?
A: She's a self-employed model
Self-Employed Model by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005

Self Employed Agorist 

A self-employed Agorist is usually someone that takes themselves way too seriously and sucks off the works of Samuel Edward Konkin III. Some Agorists are hard-working members of society but the self-employed Agorist chooses to stay home 3D printing whatever bullshit their meth-addicted mind can come up with I.e. (3D printing those bump dildos). Instead of treating Agorism as a side job they devote their lives to this get rich quick scheme instead of cleaning houses or working at a liquor store they choose to remain in the same economic condition they were in the first place.
Regular Agorist - Man I worked this long shift now to sell candles on the weekend hey man what did you do all day?
Self Employed Agorist - I spent all day 3D printing some (Insert bullshit here)
Regular Agorist - Ah Cool that's a cool side job
Self Employed Agorist - Side job?
Self Employed Agorist by SloanDome September 25, 2019

self un-employed

a word concocted by the truly pitiful, however creative, species of mankind whom is un-employed.
K: I work at the Hilton. What do you do?
M: I'm self-unemployed!
self un-employed by Kat November 25, 2004

employee self appraisal 

The BS thing everyone those every year thinking you are actually going to get raises.
Even though I lied like the best of them on my Employee Self Appraisal I still did not get a raise.
employee self appraisal by olavahc November 22, 2010
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Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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