Nuclear Waste 

An explosive case of the shits that blasts water and liquid shit up the sides of the bowl like a mushroom cloud and leaves the depositor’s o-ring burning like a seared piece of meat.

Those 3-alarm wings left me squatting with some serious nuclear waste.

Nuclear Waste by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

nuclear waste 

The type of stool that come out of your arse after a vindaloo.

anyone got a poppadom?

nuclear waste by Finesilver January 11, 2005

Nuclear Waste 

That shit you find and cover yourself in because you wanted to get super powers. But doesn't work because it kills you

Guy:OH SHIT NUCLEAR WASTE I WANT SUPER POWERS
*covers self in nuclear waste*
*dies from cancer and shit*

Nuclear Waste by Lazylittlebastard May 30, 2019