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George Jones 

getting drunk, wrecking someone else's car, and getting arrested by the cops.
Nah, my old lady and me aren't on speaking terms anymore after I George Jones'ed her brand new Cadillac.

George Jones 

A popular country singer.
George Jones is a country singer. I like him.
George Jones by Russ Man August 26, 2005

George Jones 

A fat cunt with hardly any friends. His only friend gets bullied and once got put into a bin.
George Jones
Geoff that guys is such a George Jones, he is fat, lonely and will die alone.
George Jones by James Whoreman July 25, 2018

pulling a George Jones 

when you get intoxicated and seek transportation via a lawn mower.
Clearance: dude, did you see randy last night?

Fred: yeah he was pulling a George Jones last night with that lawn mower.

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026