Definitions by Jrebel

pulling a George Jones 

when you get intoxicated and seek transportation via a lawn mower.

Clearance: dude, did you see randy last night?

Fred: yeah he was pulling a George Jones last night with that lawn mower.

pulling a George Jones by Jrebel July 20, 2012

hole disaster 

when a pussy is nasty looking or disformed

hey how was that chic you hooked up with?

she was a hole disaster

hole disaster by jrebel February 20, 2011

pole smoking junkie 

sum 1 that likes smoking pole "sucking dick" so much that when theyre not doing it theyre going threw withdrwrals

pole smoking junkie is like a crack head without crack

pole smoking junkie by jrebel January 18, 2010