pulling a George Jones

when you get intoxicated and seek transportation via a lawn mower.
Clearance: dude, did you see randy last night?

Fred: yeah he was pulling a George Jones last night with that lawn mower.
by Jrebel July 17, 2012
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pole smoking junkie

sum 1 that likes smoking pole "sucking dick" so much that when theyre not doing it theyre going threw withdrwrals
pole smoking junkie is like a crack head without crack
by jrebel January 19, 2010
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hole disaster

when a pussy is nasty looking or disformed
hey how was that chic you hooked up with?

she was a hole disaster
by jrebel January 31, 2011
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