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A dumb way of saying wont, don't, not, wasn't, and didn't.
Person 1: You stole my wallet!
Person 2: No i dan't.
Dan't by Jonh Jintukook March 15, 2020
contraction for Dan can’t.
Dan't do that.
dan't by bread infection December 7, 2009
An easier way to say didn’t.
I dan’t tell Justin that you like him
dan’t by abbybobaby October 14, 2020

Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man

When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.

So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!
Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!

dan the meme man 

the man, the myth, the legend. the commander of #sledgang
dan the meme man: hey, it's dan the meme man, and you know, life is short, so eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast
little cunt: if you go down those escalators i will call the police on you
dan the meme man: *sleds anyway*
dan the meme man by red_echo December 20, 2017

Dan Travis 

The most famous, athletic, and intellectual of the Travis Clan. He is very attractive and tends to have his way with the ladies. He tends to remove his clothing a lot throughout the course of the day and night and could possibly be walking around with his genetalia removed from his pants. He could possinly be one of the nicest people you ever meet, even if at first it doesnt seem so. He is very funny, sometimes so funny that simple minded people around him do not understand his humor. Even So, he is still one of the greatest people you'll ever meet. If you don't meet him your life was most likely a complete waste and you should sit in your room and cry. But if you become one of the lucky ones who got to meet him, then you have been blessed from up above and should thank god for everyday you have spent living your life and the long life you have to come.
Dan Travis by DanTravisFan101 August 18, 2010